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Hello Kitty Shocks The World

Posted By bobdoff, 10 July, 2009 | permalink

Hello Kitty Taser. Image: Hello Kitty Hell

Struggling to think what present to get your 7 year old daughter or want to find a special Christmas gift for your angelic pre-school niece? How about a nice plush cuddly Disney toy? Or may be pair of ballet shoes? Better still, why not purchase something from the Hello Kitty range? You can’t go wrong with that. Can you? Well, check out the latest technological gadget from the cartoon cat with a girlie image?

It looks a little like a hairdryer but you wouldn’t want be staring down the wrong end of this beauty. This creation is a custom version of the Taser C2, packed with 50,000 volts of sense-depriving electricity and a range of 15 feet. Now what idiot came up with this idea? Who in their right mind is going to buy a pink taser? Normal people will not buy these for their friends and family and hardened criminals and street gangs will surely be put off by the pink casing.

Is this a case of inappropriate branding? What next? The Rugrats revolver? Disney knuckle-dusters? Barney thumb screws?

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Bear Mugs Man For Sandwich

Posted By bobdoff, 4 July, 2009 | permalink

Hungry BearOn Friday 26th June 2009 Henry Rouwendel from Vernon, New Jersey told police that he was first person to be attacked by a bear in the town for 25 years.  Mr Rouwendel claimed he was packing his car when he was attacked from behind and knocked to the ground. 

What was astonishing about this attack was that the furry assailant was not looking to maul Mr Rouwendel in a frenzied attack.  Amazingly the bear was more interested in his fine Italian sandwich.

The bear was seen making his getaway with the bread, salami and meats from the sandwich after having discarded the lettuce, tomatoes and onions.

The Environmental Protection Department are looking for a delinquent bear with a liking for Italian food.

Have you ever had your dinner stolen by a stoat, robbed by a rabbit or pilfered by a puffin?  If so, be sure to tell us about it.

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